Greekers, it is my stewardly duty to bring some shocking news from the heart of our Atlantis. It seems there is a criminal on the loose within our humble (albeit AmAzInG~~~!!!~~~) village, and his weapon of choice is not one of steel or titanium; 'tis plastic. Visual as well as audio evidence has been found on what MUST be a GDI's insane idea of a practical joke. Throughout the town as many as MULTIPLE cups have been seen atop the roofs and hoods of our beloved chariots (cars sillies!). Not only was one found in the parking lot of a fraternity, but also on THE STREETS that we as a people have been known to walk to and from our classes. And it was not a random car; nay, it was none other than a beautiful ZETA TAU ALPHA girl's American-made steed. Please, with all your hearts and all your spirits, pray and cheer for the downfall of this disgusting, inhumane, VOMIT-INDUCING form of comedy. Have a good day.
1 comment:
Great post guys! Keep t up!
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