SWEET MOSES, IT'S SAE!

It has become nearly impossible to wander the "Town that Greeks built (!!!!)" and not hear someone speak about the hottest house on campus; SAE! Although it has not been confirmed, we here at "The Gossip" have received news that SAE has really scared the pants off of all the locals who entered their TeRrIfYiNg HAUNTED HOUSE! Not only has everyone been so proud of one of our finest houses, but the local charities are excited about the money being raised. Enjoy the rest of your semester boys, you deserve it!

Monkeytown...Scaryville!

Although largely regarded by Greeks as "cute", they also add a "but dangerous" when speaking of monkeys. This blog has been hearing more and more concern in Greektown that the monkey that bit two people in a park several weeks ago, rumored to be named Murton, has not been captured. It has also been rumored that a couple of Kappa's had been bitten when the monkey approached them. Let's all keep Kappa in our thoughts while their girls recover. I was watching the Discovery channel last year about chimpanzees and they can lift more weight than a human. We don't really stand a chance! But that said don't let that stop you from enjoying Halloween, it's a great holiday. Boy that would be in poor taste to dress up as a monkey in this time though! Lovin' the Greeks, peace out!

Phi Kap...working hard or working really hard?

As I walk around my own personal Mecca (!!!GREEKTOWN!!!), all I have heard lately is how great Phi Kappa Theta has been. Word on the street is their pledges have been working hard and getting along well. Also, it seems as though the actives have been friendly and curtious towards everyone. GREAT JOB GUYS!

Who's Pi Phi Gonna... Call?????

I've been hearing a terrifying story of how a ghost has been terrifying the terrific girls of Pi Phi. It has been ghoulishly clever, flipping chairs over and shaking cabinets! Some girls' sheets have even been ripped from their beds when they leave to go to school! I wonder who this ghost could be? Probably a GDI Ghost!!!

Haha, just kidding! This was just a prank I was playing because of the Halloween festivities coming up this week. And I'm sure if any ghost were to be in Pi Phi, it would be a friendly ghost, because Pi Phi's are pretty great! Happy Halloween GREEKS!!!

"Prince" of...Halloween?

When I was walking around Greek Town yesterday just soaking it all in, I heard one Delt talking about how he was going to be Prince for Halloween. HAHA, that sounds great. Prince is a pretty great costume idea. I feel like I might be spoiling it for him by posting this, but on the other hand, this shit is my job! Delts are great, though.

Also, after last night's hayride, ADPi's were heard to be very happy with their sisterhood. Great job ADPi!

New This Week!!!

Here is some of the new GoSSIp going around greektown this week(we can't believe this stuff isn't common knowledge!!!)

• We can't be 100% sure, but based on what we've heard, Delta Sigma Phi had a really great chapter this week!
• A recent poll that was released Monday shows that most greeks prefer non-alcoholic beverages to ones containing alcohol. 

"Give me an ice cold Mountain Dew over a Nattie (Natural) Light anyday!"

- Terry Radcliff

• In an interview that aired recently on SportsCenter, Marc Bulger admitted that if he was going greek, he would probably join Lamda Chi!! Congratulations guys!!
• A rumor has been spreading around G-Town that all the fraternity houses are filling up with animals, and we're not talking about pets!!

That's it for this blogger, good luck in your Greek Endeavors (Grendeavors)! And a special shout out to the ladies of Gamma Phi Beta!!!

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